Okay, that title is a play on words. Senf is the common word for mustard in Germany, where you’ll find many varieties and flavors, some smooth, some grainy, some mild, some so spicy-hot you’ll be gasping for a gulp of cold beer.
When many Americans reach for mustard on the shelves of their grocery stores, they choose the condiment commonly called “ballpark mustard.” It’s a favorite of kids and adults alike, for squirting on hot dogs and smearing on hamburger buns. But to my mind, that mildly flavored, turmeric-tinted, neon-yellow ballpark version is boring compared to many mustards made in other parts of the world.
I’ve long been a lover of spicy mustards, ever since I discovered tongue-tingling Dijon on my first trip to France many years ago. Since then, I’ve also become a fan of sinus-searing Colman’s from England, roof-raising gorchitsa from Russia, and blow-the-top-off-your-head Chinese mustard, the kind that turns your egg rolls into fire bombs.
But those aren’t the only countries that produce mustards so hot-spicy that “a little dab’ll do ya” (to borrow another product’s tag line). Germany makes its own fair share of mustards, ranging from Süss (sweet) mild-mannered, brownish Bavarian mustard to several Extra-Scharf (scorching) Düsseldorfer varieties.